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May 9, 2006

Tiny Kingdom Exclusive: Anne Glamore– Fashion Star!!!

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Only The Tiny Kingdom has the exciting details of Anne Glamore’s recent fashion shoot for an important online publication!

Who Anne Glamore, 39

Hometown Tiny Kingdom, Alabama

The Shoot Anne copied a pose made famous by the ever-energetic Angelina Jolie in an attempt to show that real mothers can look just like celebrity moms!! We think she succeeded!!!

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Arrived In Her Jazzercise clothes she’d been wearing since 8 am that morning. She didn’t have time to shower but she put on extra deodorant.

Clothes Call Her own white camisole and jeans. She even did her own makeup!

Location, Location Anne didn’t have to travel far for the shoot– it took place in her own yard on a patch of grass by the mailbox.

Faster than a speeding bullet Many Hollywood stars spend an entire day working on the perfect picture
to grace the cover of a magazine. Not our Anne! From the time she
thought up the idea until she had the perfect photograph, only 31 minutes elapsed.
Coincidentally, that was exactly the amount of time this superwoman had available
in her busy schedule between picking up the carpool and taking Finn to
drums!!!

Last minute switcheroo Her original photographer, Finn, took one look at the picture of Angelina, pronounced it “freaky,” and ran off to play basketball. Fortunately, Chatty Mom came by to borrow some basil and was able to take six shots using an unfamiliar camera before she had to dash.

Behind the scenes tricks Chatty Mom had to stand on the recycling bin to get the perfect shot! As Anne posed, she discovered she was lying on an ant pile, so in the picture she actually has an old holey sheet tucked under her back!!!!

Food and Fashion Anne requested oysters, pink jellybeans and mango juice, but no catering crew was available. She was spotted nibbling a few of Drew’s Cheez-Its between takes.

Tunes Porter roller bladed in the driveway singing “Man, I Feel Like A Woman” while Anne tried to copy Angelina’s pout!

Look for Anne’s picture to be out soon!!

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