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July 25, 2006
Hail To The Queen
Sometimes it’s fun to get a little publicity. Not so much that people recognize you at Publix, but just enough to let people who haven’t seen you in a while know what you’ve been up to.
So it was quite exciting to open Monday’s newspaper and see the teaser for Tuesday:
“Tiny Kingdom Blog Gets National Notice”
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Then on Tuesday, the article appeared as promised, with a picture.
(from left: Drew, Porter, and Finn)
Faithful readers will note that Drew is wearing his cleanest shirt. I personally like the used dryer sheet sitting on the dining room table. It adds a note of realism to the scene.
Here is the article for those of you who haven’t seen it.
Comprehension Questions:
1. Is this a cross or a flower?
Answer: A cross. Believe what you see, not what you read.
2. Did I claim to have large titties in the interview?
Answer: No. I referred to Dolly Parton only in the context of having short skirts and red nails. I never mentioned my bosoms, as they are practically nonexistent. (See illustration).
3. Have I ever given laundry hints?
Answer: Long ago, I linked to a Crayola site that tells you how to get crayon out of clothing that’s been washed and dried. The better hint is this: Check your kids’ pockets thoroughly before putting them in the washer. When you’re scrubbing the dryer with WD-40, it’s bad news.
