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August 12, 2007

Their Guts Will Have A Happy Birthday

The twins’ birthday is Tuesday and Finn has had several ideas about what he’s going to give them. He’s considered making them a CD, purchasing Best Buy gift cards, or getting them each a Swiss Army knife.

A few minutes ago he ran into my room and announced that he had thought of an even more fabulous present.

“You know what I’d want for MY birthday? A lifetime Safety. I think I’d feel more relaxed around the house when I’m feeling a little gassy.”

He’s printing up the certificates now.

Posted by Anne Glamore @ 6:45 pm • Boys: Demented & Dangerous     add to kirtsy   Stumble it!

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16 Responses to “Their Guts Will Have A Happy Birthday”

  1. August 12th, 2007 at 6:47 pm, jean Says:

    I stifled a laugh at his gift. Very thoughtful and yet so funny! He sounds like a great older brother.

  2. August 12th, 2007 at 6:57 pm, merry Says:

    How very funny! I’ll have to remember that when the gaseous members of my family have birthdays!

  3. August 12th, 2007 at 8:36 pm, Susu Says:

    All I have to say to that is “Green”!!!

  4. August 12th, 2007 at 10:20 pm, Marine Wife Says:

    Oh, honey, I’m so sorry. Stock up on good candles!

  5. August 12th, 2007 at 10:20 pm, Marine Wife Says:

    Oh, wait, you have 3 lively boys careening thru your house…It might be better to stick with Febreeze.

  6. August 13th, 2007 at 7:47 am, Charro Says:

    If we had that at our house, the house would explode, not to mention the sound barrier !!!! Happy Birthday to the boys !

  7. August 13th, 2007 at 8:45 am, Karyn Says:

    That. Is. Awesome.

  8. August 13th, 2007 at 10:06 am, Clearlykels Says:

    That is so thoughtful. Obviously, he is just thinking of their comfort. Nice.

  9. August 13th, 2007 at 11:30 am, Shayna Says:

    Your boys are hilarious! Today is my 25th birthday! Share some of my August love with the twins :)

  10. August 13th, 2007 at 12:50 pm, KLee Says:

    Now that’s a thoughtful gift for the twins. You may not enjoy it as much as Drew and Porter will, but do as Marine Wife suggested, and pepper the house with Febreeze and OdoBan. You’ll be good to go. Happy Birthday, Drew and Porter!

  11. August 13th, 2007 at 3:43 pm, Stephanie Honeycutt Says:

    Happy Birthday to Drew and Porter! May they always enjoy (and never forget) the gift of the Lifetime Safety.

    The lavendar scented febreeze is really nice!

  12. August 13th, 2007 at 7:26 pm, Karin B Says:

    I think that might be nice ON their birthday, but I also think it is very considerate to go outside or in ones own privacy if there is smell to follow. Happy Birthday to all!

  13. August 14th, 2007 at 12:14 pm, Joy Says:

    Happy Birthday Boys of Summer, have a gaseous, good time!

  14. August 14th, 2007 at 2:08 pm, Katherine Says:

    Is he really giving them each a lifetime safety? or is it only good on their birthday?

  15. August 15th, 2007 at 8:09 pm, Jordan Says:

    Oh, my Lord, this is amazing - I feel like I’m looking into the future at my house…I almost don’t want to keep reading because I’m afraid I’ll know too much! But I’m sure I will, anyway. Great blog.

    And I can’t wait to explain the Safety/Doorknob game to my husband!

  16. August 16th, 2007 at 11:55 am, Laura Says:

    A little late but Happy Birthday to the twins. I hope they had a great time.

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