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October 17, 2007
Looks Like I Won
Bill and I joke that when we got married he gave up big-titty women and I gave up long-haired men. His girlfriend before me was a lacrosse playing, Cuban, large-breasted classical pianist, and hell if I know what order to put all those adjectives in to reflect their importance to Bill, but I bet the tits were near the top.
He didn’t get those when he married me. I’ve even posted a picture of my pancake/Tootsie Roll breasts on this very site.
All marriages involve compromise, though, and I gladly live with a man who not only has short hair, but who also expresses his love for me by scraping his long toenails against my calf in bed at night, although he knows the maneuver skeeves me out.
Bill has long been meaning to make my long-haired dreams come true.
After an inspired stop at Party City, an Adonis entered my room.
I am truly the luckiest girl alive.
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October 17th, 2007 at 4:34 pm, PhxButterfly Says:
Oh dear….Bless his little heart for trying….but, I am willing to bet you prefer his clean cut look after all!
October 17th, 2007 at 5:39 pm, rima Says:
How can you live with that kind of hawtness?
October 17th, 2007 at 6:05 pm, Crisanne Says:
I’m really hoping that’s not the kind of long haired guy you’ve longed for!
October 17th, 2007 at 6:14 pm, Charro Says:
Where are the redneck teeth??
October 17th, 2007 at 9:30 pm, Jodi Says:
I never knew you had a Kid Rock fascination. Trashy!
October 17th, 2007 at 9:58 pm, Jordan Says:
You guys are the best.
October 17th, 2007 at 10:22 pm, Gretchen Says:
Isn’t it nice to have a guy who’ll dress up in crazy clothes to make you happy? Mine decided after long searches for a wolf costume last halloween to match my little red riding hood one that he was going to be a skeeze-bucket instead. Complete with huge patches of fake chest hair, a gross mustache and a long wig, which he then slicked back. Ahhh, gotta love the men in our lives, eh?
October 17th, 2007 at 10:24 pm, Cecelia Says:
Wow Anne, your man is sooo hot. Only thing missing is the mud flap hottie girls tatooed on his arm or chest…Does he have a brother?
October 17th, 2007 at 10:26 pm, Shawn Says:
Ha! We should totally spouse swap!
October 18th, 2007 at 7:44 am, Jamie (Blonde Mom Blog) Says:
Does he have a water bed, too? Cuz that is SO hot!
Ya’ll are hilarious. Tee hee.
I think there’s a country song in this somewhere…big tittied women and long-haired men.
October 18th, 2007 at 7:59 am, cardiogirl Says:
Yes, Anne. You are the, um, lucky one. I bet he a gun rack on the back of his pick up, too. Doesn’t he? All the hot ones have gun racks.
October 18th, 2007 at 8:40 am, VHMom Says:
Okay, Anne, now I’m worried. Bait vending machines and now Bill’s alter-ego….doesn’t the Tiny Kingdom have some kind of municipal moving truck to haul folks like y’all out of there??? Careful, before you know it you’ll have a sofa on the front porch next to the washer and the in-laws in an RV on the driveway!
October 18th, 2007 at 9:44 am, Traci Says:
He should’ve flashed the toenails too!
October 18th, 2007 at 11:37 am, MamaLee Says:
LMAO
He’s HAWT! I want one JUST like THAT one.
October 18th, 2007 at 2:12 pm, Erin Says:
what on earth is in his mouth? hilarious
October 18th, 2007 at 2:33 pm, Jennifer Says:
Day-um girl he rocks that wife-beater T like nobody’s business!
October 18th, 2007 at 2:46 pm, Mamaluv Says:
I’m a little bit scared right now! My hubby threatens/promises to bring back his mullet - I need only say the word. He’ll be waiting a good long time!
More power to you that you didn’t run out of the room screaming at that sight (I’m thinking of your ape video from a few months back)! Sooooo funny!
October 18th, 2007 at 4:55 pm, Alli ~Mrs. Fussypant Says:
That’s one Sexy Mullet!
Business up front
and a party in the back!
Smokin’!
October 18th, 2007 at 5:06 pm, Heather Says:
Oh that’s hawt.
A man with a sense of humor….very very hawt
October 19th, 2007 at 1:48 am, Elmo Says:
It’s a very nice Walker County Outfit.
October 19th, 2007 at 1:32 pm, Cassie Says:
Where’s the tattoo and fake teeth?
Cassie
October 20th, 2007 at 12:27 am, themommykelly Says:
That is so funny I am pissin’ my panties!
Wooo whooo!
October 20th, 2007 at 6:23 pm, Summer Says:
That’s one hot man muffin. LOL
October 20th, 2007 at 7:45 pm, mandy Says:
You are so darn funny, so so funny. The post you linked to, exhausted me to read…poor you. Minus to having larger breasts…the more kids you have, the less space between them and the floor. And, it is difficult to find bras that hold up. (ha)
November 1st, 2007 at 9:41 pm, bloggingzoom.com Says:
Looks Like I Won…
Anne Glamore has always had tiny titties. When she scraped up some money, her husband, Bill, thought they’d both benefit if she got a boob job. She had Lasik instead. Anne just didn’t think it would be sexy to have to take off her bifocals at the t…
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