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March 3, 2008

Prank O’ The Day

What’s the best way to freak Mom out in the morning, without even being present?

a) Go to school without cleaning up your breakfast dishes.

b) Go to school without making up your bed.

c) Go to school without putting your dirty clothes in the hamper.

d) All of the above, plus forget to untape the kitchen sprayer you rigged to splash your brother in the face when he turned on the water.
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My face and the kitchen floor are much cleaner now, thanks.

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The answers to the Science Exam are in the comments to the post. We do have a few rules here, and so far Feathers has been prohibited from jumping on the trampoline.

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  1. Dude. That would not make me happy.

    Sister Honey Bunch’s last blog post..Cooking with Sistah Honey Bunch and her kid.

  2. That’s brilliant! I’ve only seen the kitchen sprayer trick done with a rubber band. You had to count on the victim not being very observant. I love the tape method! Of course, it must be pretty heavy duty for a metal sprayer… just how mad would hubby get?

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  3. When I was 18, I had my first job in an office and had no work to do so I spent my days terrorizing my boss (who has been my best friends since, going on 30 years now).

    I used to tape down the buttons on her phone so when she picked up the receiver to answer it, it would keep ringing. And she liked to write in magic markers, and I used to remove the ink and replace them with the wrong colors, so when she picked up a red pen it would write blue, and so on.

    I’ve grown up some, but those are still good pranks.

    Candy’s last blog post..Magnificent Monday Movie Meme

  4. At least the kid went to school?

    Emily R’s last blog post..Thanks, Opie

  5. That was one of our favorite tricks to do in our house! Keep on laughing!

  6. Ha! And, happy belated birthday!

    childsplay’s last blog post..Potty Training, Sassy Style.

  7. great prank! I’ll try that on my husband.

    Dawn’s last blog post..Hurry! March 4th Only!

  8. Your kids crack me up! I just hope if I ever have kids I’ll still think these types of antics are funny.

    Natalie’s last blog post..I Now Understand?Sort of

  9. I think that the prank of the day for my boys to freak me out would be to use my bathroom and pee all over the seat, not bothering to even turn on the light. The 13 year old acts like he’s watering flowers, just spraying back and forth!! The 8 year old always uses toilet tissue to wipe off the seat and surrounding areas if need be. I think I’ll have the oldest one get out the Clorox wipes this afternoon and scrub the grout that he’s turned yellow and see what it feels like to be “mean old Mom”.

  10. That is my husband’s favorite prank to play on me. It gets me every time.

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