March 26, 2008

Depraved Boys

It all started out innocently enough.

I hardboiled a bowl of eggs.

I made lots of dye. The boys got to work.

Porter, of course, dipped his allotted eggs in every color, and made gray eggs.

Drew concentrated.

Finn worked hard, too.

Their eggs were masterpieces, comparatively speaking.

The next morning the chocolate bunnies arrived.

Finn cut a hole in the back of his with a pocketknife while I marveled at his dexterity. I started to picture myself as the mother of an MD.

The hole seemed really big to me, and I felt uneasy.

Then things took a nasty turn. The boys stuffed jelly beans, which they called “‘roids,” into the bunny’s back.

They wanted to make him HUMUNGOUS.

Looks like Finn wants to be a steroid pusher, not a doctor.

What is baseball teaching our children??

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12 Responses to “Depraved Boys”

1. March 26th, 2008 at 12:58 pm, Headless Mom Says:

   Too funny! Just keep him away from my kids!

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2. March 26th, 2008 at 1:05 pm, Erin Says:

   Your boys are never lacking in creativity!
   Finn even holds his knife like a doc. Maybe he could be an ortho and treat athletes.

3. March 26th, 2008 at 3:10 pm, Laura S. Says:

   LOL, I had read it twice because I thought they were giving the rabbits hemeroids at first. Steroids seem to be a preferable choice to other kind of roids.

4. March 26th, 2008 at 3:28 pm, Misty Says:

   ok, so completely off topic but knowing a few of the last posts were music and mix tape releated you must check out http://muxtape.com and also FINETUNE

5. March 26th, 2008 at 7:51 pm, MammaLoves Says:

   I love it! I know I’m just a few years away from this.

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6. March 26th, 2008 at 10:09 pm, Tina Says:

   ok - I so thought they were going to try to stuff the eggs in the rabbit.

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7. March 26th, 2008 at 10:14 pm, Shayna Says:

   Oh, dear! Well, at least Finn’s hole seemed very symmetrical…there’s promise for that M.D. By the way, when I saw the location of the hole and their terminology of “‘roids,” I definitely thought, “hemorrhoids.” Umm…I should probably get out more.

8. March 26th, 2008 at 10:15 pm, Shayna Says:

   (And yes, I know they cut the bunny’s head…I meant more the back of the bunny :D)

9. March 27th, 2008 at 9:10 am, CourtneyRyan369 Says:

   Hehe. While I can’t condone the use of steriods…I give them huge points for creativity.

   Besides, just think of what they COULD have done to the bunnies…

10. March 27th, 2008 at 1:44 pm, Cassie Says:

    Oh my lord, I don’t know wether to laugh or cry.

    Cassie

11. March 27th, 2008 at 3:13 pm, Jennifer Says:

    That would have been really gross if they’d have made a hole a bit lower for a different kind of roids!

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12. March 28th, 2008 at 9:17 am, Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah Says:

    I can comment… no I’m not getting the e-mails either.

    Swank?

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