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May 3, 2008

LBR

Bill pointed out that “LBR” doesn’t have to be an insult.  It could also stand for “Legs, Breasts, Rump” and used to describe your lady.

“Dude, my wife is smokin’ hot!  When she comes in the room, she brings the LBR.”

Posted by Anne Glamore @ 12:59 pm • Googly Eyes: Make Love Not War • 3 comments  

May 2, 2008

Feathers Friday: Lend Me A Hand

I realized Porter and Feathers share a special ability to communicate when Porter just sensed that Feathers couldn’t reach the annoying itch right there in the small of her back. Thank God he had precisely the right the tool to help her out. No lady would want those nasty fingernails touching her fancy coat.

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Posted by Anne Glamore @ 11:39 am • Animal Stunts - Pets • 1 comment  
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