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August 6, 2008

Well-Trained Boys Of An Anal-Retentive Mom

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Drew and Porter know that when you make popcorn, it’s critical to have the floor covered with a towel and the 409 handy.  These precautions will result in a delicious snack and a mom who doesn’t freak out, about this activity, anyway.

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In other news, you can read my woeful tale of carpool rejection.  Grab a hankie first.

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I'm Anne Glamore, wife, mother, lawyer and blogger. I have three boys, and I'm desperately trying to train them to become Southern gentlemen, but that may be an unrealistic goal. At this point I'd be ecstatic if they'd quit farting at the dinner table. If you're new here, check out the Readers' Favorite Posts below or browse through the Categories. I write about my attempts to teach the boys about peckers and sex (which we call "making googly eyes"), my struggles with hepatitis C and spine surgery, the boys' adventures with fire and pets, my mom's death from ovarian cancer, my love of cooking (with plenty of recipes) and anything else that crosses my mind. Join me on Twitter or StumbleUpon or Email me.

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