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August 11, 2008

Tiger Woods - Or Not

Porter participated in a golf camp last week as Bill and I continued our search for the physical activity that’s going to rock his world.  His shorts were a good five inches longer than the other players’, as was his hair, and for the first couple of days he insisted on wearing his John Lennon sunglasses on the course.  The total effect was like dude, I think I’ll check out this thing called golf.

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I look like Tom Petty, but I’m off to play a gnarly round of golf.

If you drove to the course and only watched him for a moment you might have thought Hey– he looks like he has it in him to be a golfer! I bet Tiger Woods started out just this way, or Sergio Garcia or Phil Mickelson.

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But if you watched for a little longer you would have seen this
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Tra la la. I’m so deliciously excited that I found these magic walking sticks.

or this
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The chair I invented fits snugly on each butt cheek.

Then you would have been thanking God that you ordered him a unicycle for his birthday.

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5 Responses to “Tiger Woods - Or Not”

  1. August 11th, 2008 at 1:22 pm, Headless Mom Says:

    Ha! He did have fun though, right?

    Headless Mom’s last blog post..Word of Mouth Monday

  2. August 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm, Amy Says:

    OMG the Tom Petty photo is so hilarious and cute.

    It looks like he had fun though. Maybe he’ll become the Happy Gilmore of golf.

    Amy’s last blog post..Shark Goes To Work

  3. August 11th, 2008 at 1:39 pm, CourtneyRyan369 Says:

    Well, it looks like he made golf exciting, that’s for sure!

    Has he tried spelunking? It was a favorite of my brothers and I, caves, mud, cool places to visit…Rugby’s another one that’s a little different - maybe when he gets older…Good luck!

    CourtneyRyan369’s last blog post..three things…

  4. August 11th, 2008 at 8:01 pm, Cassie Says:

    OMG! Those are priceless. Great blackmail pics!

  5. August 12th, 2008 at 1:37 am, Erin Says:

    I love your kids. I have a feeling there is never a dull moment in your neckathewoods!

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