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September 11, 2008

Why You Should Buy Plenty Of Birthday Hats

Because you’ll need more than one for every head.

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Drew steadies his boob while setting out the milk.
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Porter models the Birthday Hat Mohawk

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Ladies wear mohawks, too.

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16 Responses to “Why You Should Buy Plenty Of Birthday Hats”

  1. Ohhhh boy.

  2. Boys! They are something else, aren’t they?
    Although my daughter did once stick two balls under her shirt to make boobs. I guess she thought mine are that big–she thought wrong.

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  3. I love these pictures. Looks like they had a great time.

  4. Before you throw the next party, let me know so I can buy stock in Party City…LOL!

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  5. Your boys are such a hoot! Your home must be a lot of fun.

  6. Wow! Porter really looks like you!

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  7. HAHAHAHAHA! Boys are so great.

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  8. Your boys crack me up!

  9. Boys and synthetic boobs. It starts early. ha!

    Very funny pictures.

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  10. HA!! Gotta love boys!

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  11. Your blog is like a look into the future for me. I have one boy. I am an only (girl) child. I have no idea what these testosterone beings can dream up. Your boys keep me in the know!

    Thanks!

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  12. Ha! Your boys always crack me up…that mohawk is better than Sanjaya’s!

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  13. Your sons and their antics almost make me want another boy to watch three of the species in my own house. And then I smack myself. LOL Your boys crack me up; I need to find more of the amusing here…

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  14. OK, now I don’t feel so bad about my daughter holding up two halves of a plastic Easter egg to her chest when she was 3 years old and saying, “Look, I have boobs!”

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  15. It is a good look!

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  16. That last photo made me laugh so hard I spit diet coke all over my keyboard, thanks a lot. ;)
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